Man Defecates Next to Hillary Clinton in Theatre While Watching “Some Like It Hot”

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Man Defecates Next to Hillary Clinton in Theatre While Watching "Some Like It Hot"

An alleged serial pooper reportedly dropped a steaming turd in the aisle next to former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and her daughter Chelsea Clinton at the New York’s Shubert Theater while they were watching a performance of “Some Like it Hot.”

According to a source close to the show, it was a regrettable one-off incident.

However, another source said another similar incident occurred at another performance.

“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” said a source.

“The lights came up for intermission, and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo. The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act,” Page Six reported.

“There was an incident when Hillary Clinton and Chelsea attended,” another source claimed.

“It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and act two started as scheduled,” the source added.

It is unclear whether Hillary Clinton or Chelsea Clinton was aware of the hot steaming turd, which has been reported to have dropped right next to them.

One eyewitness said they “spoke to the house manager, who said that it was actually the fourth time it had happened.”

One source said the serial pooper could be either intentionally pooping in the aisle or smuggling it into the theater.

“There is someone who is either shitting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater,” the source said.

But another source refuted the statement, calling it a putrid act a sad accident.

“The show has been attracting VIPs including Steven Spielberg, Martin Short, Debbie Allen, Bo Derek, Eddie Izzard, Hank Azaria, Kristin Chenoweth and more. A rep for the show did not comment on the alleged incidents that put the deuce in the forty-deuce district,” Page Six noted.

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Tex
Tex
8 months ago

t**d magnets if you ask me

Anna Phylaxis
Anna Phylaxis
8 months ago

Apropos.

John
John
8 months ago

Some like it hot and steaming!

Just Sayin'
Just Sayin'
8 months ago

Oooooh, you mean there were two human turds there *other* than Hillary and Webb Hubbell’s daughter…

KEITH DIGGS
KEITH DIGGS
8 months ago

He was expressing how millions of people feel about the Clintons!!!

mspence
mspence
8 months ago

Human turds? For a moment I thought they were talking about the Clintons-oh, wait.

fred
fred
8 months ago

Birds of a feather flock together.

mikethemouse
mikethemouse
8 months ago

Every time I see Hillary Clinton, I feel like I have to shyt too.

007
007
8 months ago

This is the greatest story of the year.

Let’s normalize these poopers just like they want to normalize LGBTQ+.

OHHHH………..Now I know what the + is!

Duhh

LSI
LSI
8 months ago

Well Granny Boxwine probably didn’t notice. She probably smells like the t**d the dude dropped next to her.

JAFO
JAFO
8 months ago

The perpetrator did, as it is now known as,
“DROPPED A HILLARY”.

IBDavid
IBDavid
8 months ago

I’d bet the two fresh turds were better looking that those two ugly turds.

davo
davo
8 months ago

So there were a total three turds

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
8 months ago

It should be renamed the Shoe-Burnt Theater for all the shoes lost in these incidents.

Dano S.
Dano S.
8 months ago

Two is company. Three is a crowd.

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