Whoopi Goldberg Says She’d Still Vote for Biden if He Pooped Himself, Couldn’t Talk: ‘I Also Have Poopy Days’

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Whoopi Goldberg Says She'd Still Vote for Biden if He Pooped Himself, Couldn't Talk: 'I Also Have Poopy Days'

Whoopi Goldberg delivered a stomach-churning rant that she would vote for President Joe Biden even if he had pooped himself and was unable to talk.

As we know, Biden has done one of the things mentioned by the unhinged View Host, and he isn’t far from the latter.

Comparing Biden to an invalid nursing home patient, the liberal comedian declared that even if he “pooped his pants,” he would still fare better than Donald Trump.

“I’m just going to have my two cents because I wasn’t here on the day that y’all talked about it,” Goldberg said.

“I don’t care if he’s pooped his pants. I don’t care if he can’t put a sentence together. Show me he can’t do the job, and then I’ll say, okay, maybe it’s time to go,” Goldberg added.

Goldberg also admitted she also experienced her own “poopy days.”

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“Now, he had a bad night the first time that he went out and debated with Kamala Harris, and everybody wanted him to quit that and say, ‘You can’t talk to women like this,” she said.

“Are you doing this wrong? You’re doing that wrong.’ He came back and said, ‘You know what? I got it’ and gave four years.”

“So, yeah, I have poopy days all the time, all that I step in so much poo you can’t even imagine.”

Last week, Goldberg spun Biden’s disastrous debate performance as a “bad night” and not emblematic of his senility.

However, she did admit that if Biden were to suffer a similarly bad second debate in September, she would join calls for him to step aside.

“Now, I’m not running the world, but I don’t know anybody who doesn’t step in stuff at some point,” Goldberg said.

“So I’m just simply saying there are two debates, and if he can’t do what he needs to do for the second debate, I’ll join any crew that says, ‘Get rid of him.'”

“But loyalty to me, if you are doing the job, I might not like everything you’re doing. I don’t like it all, but I’m going to stand behind you, like those guys stand behind the guy who should have been the person people were talking about saying, Yeah, Biden had a bad day, but this guy couldn’t tell the truth if it split his lip,” Goldberg stated.

Goldberg also referenced failed attempts to keep Trump off the ballot in dozens of states under the Constitution’s insurrectionist clause.

“But the question now is, because lots of Democrats are coming out saying, you know, find somebody else,” she said.

“But when we tried to do that with DT, that’s my new way of just describing when we said, listen, he shouldn’t be on the ballot, everybody said, no, no, no, he was. The people chose him. We can’t take him off the ballot.”

“Well, I don’t understand why anybody thinks it’s going to be any easier to take Biden off the ballot?” she said.

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