Republican Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas said during Turning Point USA’s annual AmericaFest event that President Joe Biden’s aides give him extra pants in case he poops himself.
“Listen, we have a president of the United States [whose] team carries extra pairs of pants with him when he travels in case he has poopy pants,” Cruz said in a clip posted to X.
“Big and stinky if true,” Rugg wrote in an accompanying caption.
“I want you to pause and think how the enemies of America are feeling,” the reality senator added.
The Cruz delivered the punchline: “Eh, depends.”
The crowd responded with laughs.
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JUST IN: Republican Senator Ted Cruz claims President Joe Biden travels with extra pairs of pants in case he poops himself.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) December 19, 2023
Big and stinky if true.
“We have a president of the United States who, his team carries extra pairs of pants with him when he travels in case he has poopy… pic.twitter.com/ECJCVFnIDm
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Last month, Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida got so laughs after using a “poop map” to show how Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom of California has long neglected the human waste-strewn streets of San Francisco.
DeSantis said Newsom only cleaned those streets to prepare for a visit from Chinese communist dictator Xi Jinping.
However, the Senator’s ‘bathroom humor’ reflected reality in more ways than one, as The Western Journal noted.
“I wish I could say this sounds ridiculous, but it doesn’t,” one X user commented.
I wish I could say this sounds ridiculous, but it doesn’t.
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) December 19, 2023
Given that many have suggested Biden should be in a nursing home, popping himself isn’t all that far-fetched.
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